December 2009
133 posts
2009 is irreplaceable. I loved it!
January: Started my year off in Orlando, Florida with my family. Got into Leadership. Got my DLSR camera.
February: FloRida came through, I guess thats notable. Went to the MASSIVE PILLOW FIGHT in San Francisco.
March: Junior Class Prom w/ MICHELLE and CRAZY after adventure. April: EPIC surprise for Jackson’s birthday <3 May: Senior mother fucking ball. CRACKIN. My first...
“Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And...”
– Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
It's funny when people pull this emo ass shit on...
Is it supposed to make me feel bad? Is it supposed to make me come back crying for forgiveness? Am I supposed to realize that everything was a mistake? Should I stop being happy and moving on with my life because you can’t move on?
PLEASE.
It’s exactly that type of shit that makes me glad you ain’t part of my current lifestyle. It’s exactly that type of shit that I...
First Day Of School
meeksneaks:
helloimdiana:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.
~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i finnally got to school and was like ...
Too many penis jokes.
Daph: i should
Kat: LIES
Daph: kill you right now
Kat: but then you wouldnt have anyone to raep D:
Daph: hahahahhaha
Kat: and take pictures of unnoticed
Daph: its ok. im not sharing if someone else is trying to share then no one shall have. you be minez.
Kat: LOOOOOL
Daph: no penis shall have.
Kat: LOL no penis does have hint hint >_>
Daph: a penis does has kinda hint hint
Daph: you sex
Daph: *sez
Daph: OMG not intended. why does Z have to be next to X?
Kat: LOL LIAR. YOU MENT IN
Kat: *IT
Daph: I MEANT IN?
Kat: ON THE INSIDE
Daph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Kat: TOO MANY PENIS JOKES
Daph: this is turning out so wrong.
Kat: OH LORD
Daph: I'm laffing. This is not good for my asthmas.
Kat: lmfap
Kat: FUCK IT SAYS FAP. MOTHERFUCKER!
Kat: EDITTTTTTTT : LMFAO
bold things you want in 2010.
jmbabyy:
kaylablanco:
1. get a new phone. 2. get addicted to tumblr. 3. get a new laptop. 4. eat more chocolate! 5. perform onstage during prom night. 6. be a better person. 7. scream ‘ron weasley is the king of the world’ in a crowd. 8. a more peaceful world. 9. do fun stuffs like kiss random guys/girls. 10. get new sexy red hot bra and panty. 11. help mum with housework. 12. complete...
I'm slightly disappointed. GPA 3.75.
I got ONE B. Fucccck. Oh well though, still happy but I wish I got my 4.0 GPA.
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, piss you off, say...
rheeeeeared:
gieebaby:
(via dopesole)
word
Dude, my dad's ringer for his girlfriend is a dog...
cdotj:
d4phne:
What a loving relationship.
“Hold on, it’s my bitch calling”
Exactly.
Dude, my dad's ringer for his girlfriend is a dog...
What a loving relationship.
As heart wrenching as this is for me...
For the first time in nearly 11 years, my dads coming over to my house. He’s coming to help me fix up my new room because he’s strong and he’s really good at building things. He knows I need him for this, but I can’t imagine what it must feel like to come back here, remembering what happened in this house 11 years ago and previously being a resident here.
I can’t...
The boss is a fitting vacuum for me, right? ;D
(Daph vacuums everything in sight)
Zennen: You don't care what you vacuum?
Daph: Nope.
Zennen: Not even the coins?
Daph: Nope.
Zennen: You can't vacuum coins! It's gonna break!
Tony: Yeah, it'll break.
Daph: I've been vacuuming coins forever. It hasn't broken yet.
Zennen: No wonder, her vacuum is called "The Boss"
survey.
facekat:
2009: In the Beginning
Where did you bring in the New Year?
Orlando, Florida. Who were you with?
My grandfather, aunt, uncle, and 3 cousins.
Did you kiss anyone at midnight?
No, he was across the country.
Did you make any resolutions?
I made no resolution so that I could be satisfied with the outcome of my year, and alas. I am satisfied.
Your Love Life
Did you break up...
When you see it, you'll shit bricks!
nixonmacapagal:
d4phne:
nixonmacapagal:
emitefilarofsyawla:
rheeeeeared:
fuckyeahtwilight:
Submitted by diaryofsin
that cannnot beee!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.Its the equivalent of Megan Fox’s toe thumb…what now ladies?!
It’s ok, as long as he knows how to work it, right? ;D
thats what people with small dicks say.:P hahaha
o_o but nixon dearest. I said it and I have a vag, not a...
When you see it, you'll shit bricks!
nixonmacapagal:
emitefilarofsyawla:
rheeeeeared:
fuckyeahtwilight:
Submitted by diaryofsin
that cannnot beee!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.Its the equivalent of Megan Fox’s toe thumb…what now ladies?!
It’s ok, as long as he knows how to work it, right? ;D
Age Old Story
ladooores:
Boy likes girl.
Girl likes boy.
Boy wants a serious relationship.
Girl doesn’t want a relationship.
Boy gets attached.
Girl pushes away.
Boy works hard for her.
They establish a relationship.
They’re both content for a certain amount of time.
They struggle to maintain a relationship.
Girl works hard for him.
Boy pushes away.
Girl gets attached.
Boy doesn’t want a...
Watching "Stay Alive"!
I remember watching this movie like freshman year dude! It’s that one movie with Frankie Munez and it’s about how this video game is a real life haunting thing. I don’t know. Something like that. It’s cooool!
"I'M GONNA GET DRUNK BECAUSE DAPHNE IS LEAVING...
Today is DAD day. You know the problem most children under divorced families have? During holidays, which parent gets you, who’s turn is it, and the FINE GO BE WITH HIM/HER!
Or maybe that’s just me, but my parent’s are always fighting over where I should be.
I’m home with my mom. Yesterday, she had me go to her boyfriend’s family party. Today, it’s my dads...
Sherlock Holmes is cooooool!
I have a newfound crush on Rachel McAdams.
Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009.
jmbabyy:
Did something you said you would never do.
Paid for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
Lied about where you were.
Discovered a new musician.
Made something for a friend.
Got a new phone.
Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player.
Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live.
Made fun of someone.
Created a tumblr.
Flew on a plane for the first time.
Spoke in...
13621.) I am a girl, who is madly in love with a...
haharen:
(via blogsecret)
Been there, done that.
Girrrl, me too. I miss you Ren!
“I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the...”
– Shana Abé (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
vassupitsstehhfunny:
ladooores:
dnllmchll:not-ean:studentloansforbeermoney: “NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.” “After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at...
I'm a horrible person.
I went to the mall to buy a gift for my bestfriend, which I did… but I also needed to buy my brother a gift as well… When I went to the store to buy her gift, I also ended up buying a dress and a sweater. New clothes that just came in and were already running low, so I bought them with my 40% employee discount.
I saved like 50 dollars on my entire purchase. 50 dollars I can still use...
clueless
maricristheband:
did Brittany Murphy really die? if she did, gahd damn what is going on in Hollywoodland? told you it was fucked. if someone finds a source more legit than tmz please send it over.
I think she really did. I just saw it on a New York headline.
We have a scrooge in the house.
We’re going to have a lonely Christmas this year, so my brother and I decided we’re going to spend Christmas together this year. He was going to come over to sleep over for Christmas, and now my mothers boyfriend is protesting because we’re going to be up all night.
On Christmas. WTF? He’s coming. You’re not going to stop it.
How is he even going to protest and...
Dont look back..
krystelledlion:
A guy liked this girl so much, he would follow the girl everywhere. The girl notice and one day, the girl asked him… Girl: Why do you keep on following me? Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you. Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you. The guy looked behind him but found no one. Boy: Are...
I finally got my copy of the Senior Ball...
I told Padilla I never got mine, and he told me he thought he had given all them out and he had to look for them. That day I concluded I was never going to get my picture.
Then randomly, two nights ago, I come over Sydnies house and she has two copies. That bitch! SHE STOLES!
She is my villain indeed. >:D
But anyways, I has it now, and I remembered how pritty everyone was. (: